Saturday, June 25, 2005

Walley's three undeniable truths of the universe

  1. Most people are stupid.
  2. Most people agree that most people are stupid.
  3. Most people don't realize that they are most people.

When my life becomes complicated or stressed by the actions of others, it gives me an inner peace (if not satisfaction) to remember these truths. When I feel like bludgeoning some miscreant into unconsciousness, I just take a breath and remember "They can't help it they're stupid." If this doesn't work for you, and you decide that a good bludgeoning is deserved, I recommend a length of bicycle inner tube filled with a mixture of axle grease and ball bearings.

1 Comments:

At 12:33 AM, Blogger Mommy Needs a Xanax said...

Walley,
How's it going? Tandy recruited you to the cult, I see. Welcome, sacrificial lamb err uhhh I mean...brother.

 

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