AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!

I just got back from the bank, and I have to get this down while the rage is still percolating in my soul.
On Friday afternoon, I knew that my checking account was running fairley low, so I took my paycheck to my employer’s bank & cashed it. Because, I knew that my bank had the asinine policy of not posting checks deposited after 2:00 pm on Friday until 2:00 pm on Tuesday. But, surely they would post cash immediately, right? It’s CASH!!! Next I went and paid a bill. The electric company has the new instant check verification thing. The bank (with my CASH MONEY!!! sitting in thier vault) paid the bill out of my overdraft, and charged me $15 for the service. I was blissfully unaware, confident that my account was flush with CASH! This morning I stopped at the ATM to pick up some cash for breakfast. My receipt showed that my account was in the red, and that they were charging me $5 a day until I deposited money to bring my account current. I went to the bank at lunch to see if there was some mistake. Nope. They charged me $5 for Saturday, Sunday, Monday & Tuesday (the charge acrues at noon & my CASH, FREAKIN’, MONEY, would not be posted to my account ‘til 2:00 pm. That’s $35 in fines. They even charged me $5 for Sunday when they aren’t even OPEN!!!
I explained my plight to the nice lady behind the desk who informed me that my account was only $14.33 short & if I could deposit that in cash before noon, she would post it immediately & I could avoid the today’s $5 fine.
I ran home, and scraped up some money & avoided the fine. Now, I sit here, my lunch hour nearly gone, with no food, because MY MONEY! is sitting in the bank waiting for the majic hour of 2:00 pm.
Ordinarily, I’m not a violent person, but I will have to wait ‘til an unaccustomed bout of bloodlust subsides before I can return to the bank.