A supreme descision

President Bush might appoint a replacement for Sandra O’Conner today.
I hope it’s someone so conservative that it causes Ted Kennedy to run around the senate with the screaming mimi’s as the blood vessels in his brain go off like a string of black cats on the fourth of July.
I hope Ted keeps getting elected.
He makes governing the country fun to watch.
I especially enjoy when his senility switch flips and he does that Ab-a-daba-dab-a Elmer Fud impression thing.
The further out of power the liberals get, the more entertaining they are.
I think that when W received more votes than any president in history, and the Republicans won the majority of Senate seats, a lot of lefties decided to give up politicing, and go into stand up comedy. Either that, or while trying to parse the fact that they LOST!!!!! with the fact that now (look at the election results) more voting citizens in this country want a CONSERVATIVE government. Their brains spontaneously scrambled, turning them into humorous little automatons that just pinball around the Beltway going, "Bush is THE DEVIL, pre-ty-pre-ty-pre-ty, don’t cha think (hic) STARVE THE CHILDREN!!!"
Lordy, lordy, lordy.
I almost said, "You can’t pay for entertainment like this."
But, unfortunately, we do.