The Trying Game

The media has gotten a hold of information that Judge John Roberts did some pro-bono work for some homosexuals.
Now, the Left is accusing the Right of bringing this up to make Roberts look less conservative, so he’ll gain support.
And, the Right is accusing the Left of painting him pink so he’ll lose support.
Some on both sides are saying he might BE a homosexual, because he didn’t get married ‘til he was forty, and he adopted his children, and his kids are latin american, but their too light skinned to be latin american, and their adoption records are sealed, but the law says they have to be sealed, and anyone bringing his kids into this is a bastard, and he’s catholic, and catholics don’t have sex before they’re married, unless it’s with a priest, and who cares if he’s a fag anyway, and he’s a real nice guy, maybe "to" nice, and maybe he adopted light skinned latin american kids because he’s predjudice against latin americans and didn’t want people to know he adopted latin american kids, and maybe he only did the pro-bono work for the dirt-road-cowboys, so later people would think he wasn’t anti-pillowbiter, and what the hell is Novak’s problem anyway, and why hasn’t Hillary weighed in on this yet, and he might be the first gay male supreme court justice, If you don’t count Ruth Bader Ginsberg, and he drives an SUV, and his colesterol is normal, maybe a little "to" normal.
Hmmmm.