I solve illegal immigration

Let’s annex Mexico!
It’s not as crazy as it sounds. An awful lot of Mexicans seem to want to be Americans. Their risking life and limb to get across the border only to work at low wage jobs. And, if all the Mexicans eventually move up here, there won’t be anybody left in Mexico and that seems like an awful waste of a country.
So, if we annex Mexico all the Mexicans would then become Americans, and they wouldn’t have to leave home.
Everybody would be happy.
It would be advantageous to us current Americans too. Mexico is just chock full of natural resources. Mexico has large deposits of silver, copper, salt, fluorspar, iron, manganese, sulfur, phosphate, zinc, tungsten, molybdenum, mercury, gold, and gypsum. It has some of the worlds largest forest reserves. Mexico ranked eighth in the world in the total value of its crude oil production. It is also among the world’s top producers of celestite, sodium sulfate, antimony, white arsenic, bismuth, and graphite. The problem is that Mexico’s economy is completely fucked up. They don’t have the capital or the fiscal infrastructure to develop their resources. The main goal of the Mexican government seems to be talking all their poor people into moving to U.S.
So, all you Mexicans down there that want to be Americans (and you know you do) just go the Mexico City find a member of your government, and tell him to write a letter to:
George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC 20500-0001
Requesting annexation of the country of "Estados Unidos Mexicanos". If he (or she) refuses to do so, club him death, and find another one. Sooner or later someone will come around. Shooting them would be okay too, but I understand you beaners are real poor, so I didn’t know if you could afford a gun. A machete would work too. Everybody in Mexico’s got a machete right?
Well, good luck on the Coup. I hope to be welcoming you soon to this great American experience. I’ll be boning up on my Spanish.
Speaking of Spanish, doesn’t the word "gordita" refer to a fat little girl?