Monday, December 12, 2005

Help me understand!!!!!

Over the weekend a friend of mine told me of a new cosmetic fad sweeping the nation. The treatment was so incredibly asinine that I thought I was being lied to. I thought it had to be made up. No one would ever do something a stupid as having their asshole bleached. But, I did a Google search on it and, sure enough, people are getting it done! WHY!!?? How many people are really ever going to see your butthole? And, of those people, how many are going to care if your poopshute is too dark? I have long been fascinated by the stupidity of the population at large, but this takes it 100%. Even after visiting several sites advertising it (some with before & after pictures) and finding out that it is actually available in my local area, I still have difficulty believing it. My mind boggles. If any one has any insight into the thought process that would bring someone to do this PLEASE comment here.
I realize now that I can not ever remember seeing my own asshole.
I wonder what color it is.

5 Comments:

At 10:38 PM, Blogger SignGurl said...

Laughing at the visual of you wondering about the color of your ass hole.

I'm with you on this one, Bert. Why would anyone care unless they were porn stars or something?

 
At 11:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's pink, Wally.

 
At 4:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's just it... Jenn said it right there... porn shots... there are a lot of amateurs out there anymore as well so it's not just the famous porn stars that need to "look good"... then maybe it has something to do with cleanliness as well... who knows?
I do know one thing... nothing really surprises me anymore LOL

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Deb said...

Oh no---you are kidding, right? Anonymous---some assholes are brown. Really. They are.

The only thing that I can imagine is a gay man being very self-conscious, or someone who is 'into' that type of sexual activity.

Hmm.

 
At 2:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those who really want their salads tossed

 

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