Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Burn Baby Burn!!!

I have been amused by the current French riots. I know the situation is nothing to laugh at, but jumpin christmas people, the riots started twelve days ago, and yesterday Jack Chirack (I know I didn’t spell it right, I don’t have enough respect for him to care) came under criticism for calling the rioters "scum". They’re burning cars, schools, & hospitals with Molotov Cocktails, I don’t think a little harsh language is out of line. Jack Cheeserack won’t even let the cops shoot at them. Isn’t it a crime to burn a car in France? (Well, considering it’s probably a Citroen, Renault, or Pugeot the rioters are probably doing them a favor.)
I think the problem is nomenclature.
They keep referring to the rioters as "Youths" or "Muslim Activists" when what they are is "Criminals". When a cop sees a someone with an incendiary device he should say, "Stop, you’re under arrest." and take them to jail.
If they use violence toward the cop, shoot them.
The French, however, are planning on imposing a curfew. So, asking the criminals to stay indoors will keep them from burning hospitals.
My solution would be to tell the public at large, "If you see someone with a flaming bottle full of gasoline, shoot them."
Often, throughout history, conflicts have been successfully resolved by simply shooting enough of the offenders.
The French have asked the local Mullahs to ask their "Youths" the throwing things & setting things on fire. The Mullahs have responded by telling the French to remove themselves from Muslim territory. (By "Muslim territory" they refer to the Parisian suburbs and other Islamic communities within France) This might actually work, at least now the Mullahs have provided the French with someone to surrender to.

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